jock strap cookie race

When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)

Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy

Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.

by Blue lag December 30, 2016

jock strap

A banana hammock. A jewelbox (for the family jewels).

Bernie wore only a jockstrap on the float in the Poofters on Parade parade.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

Strap on the feed bag

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

strapped

a girl who usually has big tits or big ass.

that girl is strapped.
dam that bitch is strapped with ass and tits

by barajas_1760 January 12, 2009

strapadicktome

Noun: A ratchet tool for tightening and then cutting the surplus off nylon cable ties or 'straps' without leaving a sharp point protruding.
Familiar due to sounding a bit like 'appendectomy'. Phrase in use by employees of GEC in UK in 1980s.

Shouted the length of a telephone exchange or similar electrical engineering environment "Who's got my strapadicktome? I'll have to trim these with side cutters."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress July 20, 2008

strap attack

When a girl straps on a dildo and fearsomly penetrates a mans ass.

I was laying in bad when my girlfriend but it up my ass. A fearless strap attack.

by powerfox December 14, 2012

strap slut

A girl who goes around with at least one of her bra straps visible to get attention.

Bitchy White Girl 1: Ugh, why is Alex getting so many stares? She's not even hot!

Bitchy White Girl 2: She's showing her bra strap!

Bitchy White Girl 1: That strap slut!

by Michael Tavolacci September 28, 2013