Sibling

Someone who invaded your life through your mother's uterus (Or an orphanage)
They drive you mad and you drive them mad, but no one else can drive you or them mad.
They ruin your life but they kinda don't
Siblings are confusing little shits
And they are also little fucking snitches

Sibling: "HEY I NEED--"
me: "SHUT DA FUC UP"
Sibling: "But someone is bullying me!"
Me: *I'll kill them*

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner November 20, 2022

national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss

come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!

by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022

Half siblings

Your Dad’s kids

I have two sisters and a brother and two half siblings on my Dad’s side.

by OnyxShine33 December 24, 2021

Sibling

When satan can’t reach you so he sends a new sibling instead

Person 1 Ever since my little sibling was born I’ve felt an indescribable emptiness every day is the same why did my parents decide they needed another child?

Person 2 are you okay?

Person 1 No

by Dreammaker21 December 29, 2021

Sibling

Someone who will run into a rope because they saw chocolate

Friend 1: Who was it who ran into the rope

Friend 2: Oh that was just my sibling

by Definitely Mateo November 17, 2021

Siblings

Most annoying people you’ll ever see in your life. These demons belong to fucking hell to give you some experience how hell feels like. You’ll never like them ever in your life

Dude your siblings are your leftovers

by Motherfucking bitch January 27, 2022

sibling

Sister or brother.

My sibling is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022