by Ryano67 October 7, 2025
Get the Shrinker mug.A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.
"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"
by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026
Get the Shlinky mug.A stressful, and often embarrasing condition, that may keep a man from being "all that he can be". While the condition may not completely keep a good man down, it usually diminishes his plentitude by a noticeable measure.
"Man, after the hassles at the airport and the hotel, I came down with some aggravation shrinkage, and I'm not sure she understood!! Things haven't been the same since".
by Lord Thunder December 23, 2010
Get the aggravation shrinkage mug.We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
Get the boner shrinker mug.My workout was intense this morning. I stripped naked after working out and my penis looked horrible... Exercise Shrinkage it's not a myth...
by Word assembly worker #45 June 7, 2018
Get the Exercise Shrinkage mug.When in Japan and a females pulls out a large strap on in front of a man and his erection goes away completely (shrinking in size).
by Acidonym June 14, 2018
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