Sonic Forces: Speed Battle

The most rigged mobile Sonic game for mobile devices.

Guy 1: Hey have you played Sonic Forces: Speed Battle?

Guy 2: oh you mean that rigged game? Totally...

by BSPD95 June 14, 2018

Speed

Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.

"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"

by o revelation o April 29, 2008

speed stick

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.

I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.

by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

Ass speed

The rate at which a person moves from one place to another. Derived from the time it takes for someone's ass to get over here.

"Man, at his ass speed it will midnight before we get going."

by NJumper March 21, 2010

Speed Dump

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.

Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."

by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006

Need For Speed Most Wanted

The most realistic cop chase game in the world. And not a bad tuner game.

Mother: "Honey can you come down for dinner?"
Child: "No mother, i'm too busy getting chased by cops in need for speed most wanted."

by Christopher Arbizu May 25, 2006

Speed Doogan

The act of leaving a room, going to the bathroom (number 2) and then returning to the room in under 1.5 minutes.

Can also be spelled SPEED DUGAN.

Yo Phil, did you really just take a sh!t that fast? Man that was a serious SPEED DOOGAN!

by MJVcuse June 30, 2007