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clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021
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boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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Window-Shopper

A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"

Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 29, 2021
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Hai Shepeech?

"Hai Shepeech" Is A Term Of Question To Someone Who Is Acting Either "Rude" Or "Under The Weather"
The Word "Hai Shepeech" Is A Word Originated From Iraqi Descent, From The Years 2015-2021
The Term Is Rarely Used Nowadays, As People Would Often Use The Term "What Is The Matter With You?" Or "What’s With You Today?"
"Hai Shepeech?" Today?
Ali, "Hai Shepeech?" Do You Need Anything?
by D A N G E R August 7, 2023
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shmeeped/shpeeped

I am two bottles deep and totally shmeeped/shpeeped right now.
by jellyransom September 19, 2023
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Pop Shoppe

A wonderful soda made with cane sugar and sold in a small part of Canada.
Bob: "Man I love Pop Shoppe!"
by ausboss20001 September 23, 2023
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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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