Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.
"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."
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A word with limitless possibilities, as it is the most powerful, and meaningful word that is beyond human comprehension; just by reading this word, you have become Shmoodle’s bitch. BOW DOWN NEANDERTHAL!!!
“I bow to no one.”
*snaps your fucking neck*
“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”
*snaps your fucking neck*
“YOU BOW TO SHMOODLE YOU TWAT ASS WIPING WAFFLE CUNT FUCKER!!!”
by TomHollandIsTerrible September 11, 2018
Get the Shmoodle mug.n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.
by genoman July 16, 2008
Get the shmoop mug.To shmole is to smoke marijuana in a 'softly' cheeky way, where the cheekiness is mitigated and therefore not fully severe.
For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.
Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.
A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.
For instance, one example of shmoling would be if a regular member of the smoking group is absent (making it possibly cheeky to smoke without him) but he conveys his benevolence towards the smoking via text or other electronic communication.
Another example would be smoking out of doors in a society where it is illegal, but in a spot that is far from where one is likely to be caught.
A final example would be waking up and smoking in bed - on your day off. Stealing your own bag for a cheeky one could also be considered an example of shmoling.
"Homes, we wish you were here yo. We're gonna tip out some of this chronic as a mark of respect."
"Don't tip it - shmole it."
"Don't tip it - shmole it."
by Nipper ;) December 28, 2013
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He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl
He was a shmuck to get shmood over by a pretty girl
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