Cunt Shield

Term for an older insecure boyfriend to protect his younger girlfriend from interested boys, otherwise known as a cunt shield

he's a right cunt shield

by kp13 August 20, 2009

shit paper shield

noun. barrier a person, usually suffering from some level of OCD, erects between their bare ass before being seated to drop the kids off at the pool (take a shit). usually construced with toilet paper unless the seat wrappers are provided.

Carl: I got to go drop a deuce!

Heather: don't forget to build your shit paper shield OCD boy.

by DaStalka June 3, 2010

human shield

Unamerican, oxygen-wasting hippie who deserves to be shot by the soldiers they are blocking.

Human shields don't deserve to be a part of this country.

by The Great X-wing Ace April 10, 2003

human shield

A political act from one that uses their body only to prevent armed forces from advancing. It is normally done in places where political dissenters demonstrate their belief that the state's irrationality is at such an extreme that they would resort to political propoganda and violence to denounce and crush their own citizens.

by The less normative June 20, 2003

Shield

A shimmering blue orb that encircles a selected area. Repels physical objects and magic alike with the exception of silver objects.

The bullet passed clean through my Shield and exited on the other side.

"What kind of Shield do you call that?"

"They're using silver bullets."

by Kwing October 29, 2009

face shield

the big ass stunna shades that girls wear. they cover up a large portion of the girls face just like a mask on a football helmet. can be a very sneaky way of hiding old age and uglyness.

dam did you see the face shield on that girl? i thought she was really hot until she took em off and i realized she was about sixty years old!

by brueseltusk December 20, 2006

Shielding

Shielding is the refusal to post photos of your babies/kids on the Internet ie Facebook. The opposite of sharenting / oversharing . Shielding is the protection of the baby/kids right to privacy. In an era where parents are digitally documenting and excessively oversharing what should be private baby/kids photos on on social media websites such as Facebook, Instagram & Snapchat. And posting private details such as date of birth, favourite colour etc. Parents shielding are shielding their babys/kids from being on social media

By shielding, not sharenting, parents are shielding their babies/kids from identity fraud, a digital footprint, data mining, predators and the future meltdown of their now teenage offsprings reaction to their entire childhood from babyscan though to birth to school being digitally documented and posted on Facebook for the world to see.

"Ergh all the other mum's oversharing who don't give a fuck about their babies privacy. How is a baby supposed to consent to photos of themselves being constantly and excessively posted online daily. A kid is too young to understand the repercussions of their lives being posted online. I'm shielding mine from the Internet altogether!" - Daisy

by Whaticansee November 18, 2019