Shartenfurtz

A catastrophic, German-engineered shart.

Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).

A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:

- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”

First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:

“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”

- “Dude, I sneezed mid-squat and unleashed a full Shartenfurtz. The gym is closed now.”

- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”

by ShartenfurtzSeller88 August 18, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.

My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.

by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014

The Shittening

When your day is going like shit but you still don't trust it and something shittier finally goes down.
Similar to the fuckening, just fucking worse.

Ah, there it is, the shittening.

by Dilan K. March 20, 2019

Frap Shatting

When someone’s is ultimately killing your vibe.

Megan: “Let's go do keg stands over there”
Hope: “Nah dude. I have a headache”
Megan: “Stop frap shatting on me bruh”

by HuntMegs May 18, 2019

Knee Shatter

A joke that is subjectivly viewed as horribly unfunny.

"Never share that joke again, it was a real knee Shatter."

by BudgeFilm February 21, 2020

Lord ShatterHeart

The lord of breaking hearts

damn he really broke her heart. whats his name?
its lord shatterheart

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020