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shat van 

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.
Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.
Related Words
shat Shatner shattered shatter Shatpank shath shatty shate shata Shatnered
The most annoying and irritating way possible to tell someone to be quiet. Often used by irrelevent bitches who think they’re being funny but no one likes them. Usually followed by silence and dirty looks and sometimes a removal from a group chat.
john: so i was at the park the other day and saw a dog and it was...
patricia: sHaT uP
*john has removed patricia from the chat*

Shat My Pants 

shat mghandi 

Used instead of the word shit. Only known by Adolf and Che...
Holy SHAT MGHANDI did you just see thst fat kid with the mole, stretch marks who lives near the scatty pub. Man he needs a diet, not a relationship. I mean it, he was HUGE!!!!!

Shat-twat 

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.
"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"
Shat-twat by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

Shat of Hame 

The hat, ideally an animal styled one, which is given to the most intoxicated in a night. The name, derived from "hat of shame", is reached becasue of the intoxication of the participants. The hat of shame generally works best at a casual piss up rather than a party.
Katie: I was pretty much wearing the shat of hame all night last night.

Anna: Do you mean the hat of shame?

Katie: No....
Shat of Hame by Indifferent125 October 24, 2010