Shark Farts

A term used when something is wrong, or doesn't not go your way.

This phrase was introduced by Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.

-Did you bring the documents?

-AH Shark Farts! I forgot!

by Shark Farts March 18, 2010

Shark whisperer's

Phillipino people are Shark whisperer's. When you live on an island in the middle of shark infested waters, you must be able to practically sleep with sharks to stay alive. These people have survived for centuries upon centuries based on this skill alone.

In the Phillipines, people are fored to be Shark whisperer's to survive living in the middle of shark infested waters.

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

mud shark

A white woman (typically bleached-blonde, overweight and trashy)who almost exclusivly dates black men.

We don't stand a chance here Dude, this place is full of mud sharks.

by Lamont October 28, 2003

Shark Queen

Her name is Sincere, she knows so much about sharks and watched more shark movies than you think, she talks about sharks so much that whenever someone else says something about sharks you immediately think of her.

“Who is Sincere?”
“The Shark Queen duh!”

by XxAnnaxX August 22, 2020

crumb sharking

When your pet, usually a dog but not limited to dogs, follows you around to areas with food (kitchen, dinner table etc.) in hopes that a scrap of food will be dropped for their consumption.

Every time I’m in the kitchen, that dog follows me in crumb sharking around hoping for a treat.

by MacPherson McFly December 9, 2020

shark therapy

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.

I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

hammerhead shark

The most bad-ass animal ever created

God: We need to make something great.
Angel: How about a shark that can beat the shit out of people without biting them, it’s called a hammerhead shark
God: That defeats the purpose of a shark but ok.

by SpeedySmith July 26, 2018