Shaft Masher

A man who mashes his flaccid crank into hard objects, such as walls, floors, and closed toilet seats for no obvious reason.

Look at that guy over there with his pants down up against that bus. He must be a shaft masher.

by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019

shaft mining

Another term for a handjob, you jack someone off and mine their shaft for their cum.

Jenna: I totally shaft mined him the other day, I got that sweet sweet cum
Sally: man Jenna your the best at shaft mining

by Themagicruby April 25, 2017

Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017

royal shaft

Royal shaft is when you get treated badly or unfairly by someone else. so if anybody says to you "why you giving me the royal shaft" then it is because you made them mad or been a jerk.

wicked guy: hey your mom is a stupid whore

grease guy: hey man why you giving me the royal shaft?

by johannyukamual March 11, 2018

Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen May 13, 2018

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016

Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016