Bo-shaft

A dick that’s so big it could used as a bo staff. Almost like a broom stick!

“Oh my God you hooked up with Michael last night?”
“You know it girl... he had a real bo-shaft!”

by anonymous January 1, 2021

Shaft cleavage

Exposure of the proximal end of the penis without showing the tip.

Man! You really distracted me with that shaft cleavage.

by Mattmartini namregawz May 27, 2017

shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster February 4, 2016

Shaft jacking

Shaft jacking: shaft jacking is a way of inserting a fully loaded smack needle into ones penis when all other normal ports are destroyed.

"had a nightmare last night, got some banging chase in, only turns out all me veins were fucked. So I ended up shaft jacking"

by Salopty December 31, 2016

Pumping shaft

Vigorously Masturbating, virtually; whilst enjoying a red hot drop into Rebirth Island.

Cumming in hot

Pumping shaft, and or;

Choking the chicken
Bashing the bishop
Having a fapp

Jerking off

by Shaft pumper August 21, 2021

shaft leech

A blot clot stuck to the shaft of a penis after having sex with a woman during her menstrual period.

After withdrawing his penis from his girlfriends bloody vagina he exclained in shock, "Damn girl!! That's the biggest shaft leech I've ever seen!!!"

by thecaptain1977 January 2, 2015

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb October 9, 2016