shady zaner

Verb: To perform a shady zaner ; to text your wife while you are mid-intercourse with your girlfriend
noun: To be a shady zaner: To be the guy who always has to cover for his infidelity while he is still inside the home wrecker

"you dumb bitch, you don't even know I'm giving you the shady zaner!"

" forget this, I ain't no shady zaner, go find someone you trust"
"you fucking lonely ass bastard, you wish you could give yo bitch a shady zaner, but you just never gonna be good enough to pull that shit off"

"dude the weirdest shit happened, my girl don't text me all day for 2 weeks then the minute I catch my side piece I gotta pull a shady zaner"

by notsoshadynowareya May 29, 2015

Shady smooch

Noun. In a social work context, a baby daddy that mooches off the baby momma.

That guy is a shady smooch, he wanted me to pay bail, when he hasn't paid child support.

by Angry baby momma December 7, 2012

slime shady

you made a mistake

Slime SHAdY iS THe BEst PeRSON iN tHE worlD

by BabbleBoy February 19, 2023

Shady Contractor

A shady contractor is someone who can talk up a storm while low-balling you i.e. makes a deal or arrangement that sounds good but really isn't.

"Rick was talking to me about all these small boxes that he had to move and how easy a job it would be for two people and that he would do most of the work, but when I went with him to help him all of the boxes were super heavy and we had to move them up sooo many flights of stairs and it took soo long."

"Damn! What a shady contractor!"

by Shammmm June 14, 2015

Shady Gay

Imagine if u put an xxxtentacion sadboi fan in a League of Legends game maining rengar because theyre a self-proclaimed cat-lover. This aint it cheif

Person1:i feel kinda down today man i dont wanna talk about it
Shady Gay:shut up gayass x's new song went platinum

by Reposted_Shaggy April 28, 2020

Slim Shady

Nickname for Eminem that he uses many times in his songs ex; My name is. Commonly used as his alter-ego.

Hi!
My name is
What?
My name is
Who?
My name is
Chika-chika
Slim Shady

by The R7 March 14, 2022

Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.

Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!

by KatCard July 29, 2011