Seroquel

Prescription drug (Quetiapine), that have sometimes been used to "come down" off amphetamines. When used in this manner the slang term "downer" is often applied.

Street name: "quell" or also "Suzie-Q"

-Where are those Suzie-Q's(Seroquel)!?! the party is over and i'm working tommorow morning.

-Hey bro, Score me some Quell's (Seroquel) as well, i don't feel like staying up for 3 days again.

by Jonnh'e Machine May 29, 2008

Are you serious?

The verbal tic of dunderheads, morons and wannabe Californians (read: Seattle denizens and their ilk.) It is not intended as an actual question but rather is the reactionary knee-jerk of someone who does not think before opening the mouth.

Me: I just got this latte for uber cheap at the Starbucks on the corner.

Idiot I'm talking to: Are you serious?

Me: No, I'm just pulling your motherfucking leg. Of COURSE I'm serious!

by grammarcopkyle August 28, 2010

Too Serious

Too Serious is to be exclaimed When somebody takes something out of context,overreacts,does something or acts ridiculously,or reacts more serious than necessary to something that's occurred.it can also be used whenever something is just completely awkward and "out there",like a really long name.
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generated in the south,the slang phrase,"Too Serious" isn't well known.the term "too serious" has been used over and over,making the term itself,ironically,too serious.
other variations of the word,"too damn serious","too fucking serious","you're so serious",Etc.

*a schoolgirl steps in gum and throws her books and papers all over the place in a ferocious tantrum while exclaiming very loudly.*

Jimbo Jim:man that chick is too serious.id really like to slit her throat and hide her body in a dumpster.

billy bob joe:jesus christ man! YOU'RE too serious!

jimbo jim:you're name is too serious.bam.

billy bob:shit man,you know sometimes..sometimes words hurt..

by Jacob-A.K.A. InFamous December 16, 2009

Are you serious?

Used to describe frustration or disbelief.

*Moving Walkway at ski resort stops*
Little kid in front of me: Are you serious? Come on! Are you serious?

by frabrizio March 7, 2017

I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

sero sorting

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

Someone who is completely obsessed with a certain celebrity and..

1. tries to look like them, dress like them or act like them
2. thinks everything in common with them is fate
3. non stop connects everything with them
4. screams when they hear their name, see them or hear them
5. thinks that when they are watching a vid of them, the celeb is connecting with them in some way. i.e smiling and looking into the camera.
6. stalks them
7. imagines the celeb is with them or watching them
8. thinks they are the celeb reincarnated or they are the celeb
9. gets jelous when other people say they like the celeb or if the celeb is with a girlfreind/boyfriend
10. It gets extremely serious when the person suffering becomes so obsessed all their life surrounds is the celeb :|

serious celeb obsession (SCO)

johnny depp: my favourite colour is black..
SCO sufferer: Omg so is mine we are so alike, we would get along, we could be like soulmates...

SCO sufferer: stay away jew, i am hitler reincarnated

SCO sufferer: He just looked at me and winked!
Friend: no he looked into the camera for a second and blinked
SCO sufferer: you didnt see it cos he didnt want you to

by doctorweird February 7, 2010