starched sheets

the aftermath following nasty sex in bed.

usually associated with cum stains and snail trails

That girl I met last night is a freak! I woke up this morning with starched sheets!

by Kodine419 August 25, 2010

Prairie seeds academy

A school that has fake ass bitches and you should never go there because a lot of fakesss peopleeee

Never go to prairie seeds academy

by Kov hlub mov March 13, 2019

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

under my sheets

when someone is being really flirty

(used in the same way as someone “getting under your skin”)

Ex 1. “What’s cookin good lookin.”
“You trying to get under my sheets or what?”

Ex 2. “Dude yesterday at school Bailey was getting under my sheets bruh. She was saying some things that made me want her then n there.”

by livvinlife February 7, 2019

Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."

Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!

by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022

between the sheets

to have sex, be intimate

im gonan get between the sheets with them for sure.

by JaeRae March 22, 2004

cheap seats

An amazing TV show on ESPN classic in which Jason and Randy Sklar make fun of sports shows that have run on ESPN.

Cheap Seats airs on ESPN Classic at 11:30pm and 2:30am

by Salvo85 August 13, 2006