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Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.
Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!
by donkeyturd April 12, 2024
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soda seance

A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.
Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx

Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ
by ButterScott January 18, 2025
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The Spaniel

Someone who will love you a little bit too much it gets creepy. They are very crazy and often do crazy things like putting Nair in places it should not be. They are kind at heart and kind of funny, but make sure to set boundaries so this soul doesn't go crazy.
The Spaniel is coming!
by Iliketoesyummmm February 14, 2026
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Coochie Seance

The over-the-top, mystical, or “summoning” kind of sexual or seductive energy
She hitting him with coochie seance type action, he is not gonna be able to handle it.
by StoptalkingUdotomuch March 22, 2026
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Cocker Spaniel

A song by Midwest rapper Farrad Heights, released on his 2025 mixtape "Za Life".
Farrad: "My girl pussy smell like cob webs!!!!! Ma gurl puss smell like dry chicken! Cocker spaniel bitch! Stop bitchin'!"
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Purple cocker spaniel

When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
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