Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020

Nazi Scapegoating

What evil people use to rationalize their cruel and wicked behavior against others. In reality, the ones that call their victims a "Nazi" are themselves a Nazi. Most notably used by filthy russian military scum to play down the killing and raping of innocent civilians.

Literally everybody: Hey bruh why'd you kill that man on the streets, he did nothing wrong.
Evil people: He was a Nazi. Had to clean out the dirt, you know.
Literally everybody: Bruh fuck off with that nazi scapegoating and come to terms that you killed an innocent man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian April 5, 2022

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

scapejoke

Any person (need not be present) that is the go-to "butt" of any joke. In any situation, whether it be at a classroom, party, funeral, etc., this person's reputation can ease the thickest of tensions.

Yo, Dick is the scapejoke of the school. All you have to do is say his name, and other people laugh cause they know what's up.

by Karl Hunggus October 30, 2007

scooper

Derogatory word used to describe a sub class person. An individual that lacks class and intelligence. During the Old English Medieval Era a scooper was the person that cleaned up the Horse Dong in the streets.

This word is indigenous to the Town of Fallsburg in New York State.

That dude over there is a low life and a real sccoper.

by Hadden Pantel June 14, 2003

Scooper

Similar to a nonce, someone who is a scooper prowls around schools. Typically found in Western Netherlands, mainly Rotterdam.

Ah don't go near that bloke Sam over there. Quincy says he is a right scooper

by CalamariEater9000 May 17, 2021