A vinyl record that has remained unopened or unplayed for an extended period, leaving its actual condition unknown. The record could be pristine, warped, scratched, or otherwise damaged, but the owner avoids opening it out of fear of discovering its true state—preferring to exist in blissful ignorance.
I still haven’t checked out that rare LP I bought in 2015—total schrodinger's vinyl situation over here.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
Every collector has at least one schrodinger's vinyl on their shelf, too scared to find out if it survived years in the attic.
That sealed album is schrodinger’s vinyl; it’s both mint and ruined until you crack it open.
by Concerned vinyl collector July 16, 2025
Get the schrodinger's vinyl mug.Someone who decides if they were joking or not depending on peoples reaction to what they said. Usually in regard to a controversial statement or edgy joke.
Example 1:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"WTF thats antisemitic"
"I'm being ironic...I was saying what someone who is antisemitic would say. I don't think that. Take a joke."
"Okay Schrodinger's asshole"
Example 2:
"Jews run the media and congress and have no problem abusing other groups of people for their own gain"
"LMAO that is hilarious"
"Oh. Yeah haha it is funny. It was totally a joke and not how I feel about reality at all."
Example 3:
"I would love to suck your dick right now"
"Ewww bro wtf"
"I am kidding. Just joking. Clearly. Clearly just joking why would you think I'm serious?" *zips up pants
"Quit being a Schrodinger's asshole"
"You can put your schrodong in my asshole"
"What?"
"Still joking...unless"
by FreeProctologist July 24, 2025
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by anonymous July 29, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Pedophile mug.When two people who have underwent Gender Affirming Nullification Surgery perform the sex position normally refered to as "Scissoring"
"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
by SLUSHI.EXE July 30, 2025
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Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
by VonixAgate August 4, 2025
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ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
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In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
In which something is simultaneously the horniest thing you'll ever read and just barely erotic.
"Dude just read the horniest wireplay fanfic!"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
"Don't those just involve people making robots horny by twisting some wires?"
"ya it's so erotic"
"So some ol' Schrodinger's Smut"
by Penny Cat August 20, 2025
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