People who make triggering posts online but made it vague enough that people wouldn't be able to tell if it was sarcastic or not. A schrödinger's wuss will retract his/her statements if the post backfires on them. They can usually be found in facebook groups and forums discussing video games.
That schrödinger's wuss just claimed that his post was sarcastic and was made to show how easily offended the people of the community are. What a joke!
by Dangodingo September 20, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Wussmug. A made-up, highly nuanced adjective that is uttered or written in the moment to simplify a concept. However, whenever the adjective is analyzed, it loses all meaning.
Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.
Useful in over simplifications or dubious descriptions.
1: Soccer is just football but with "feet-hands", ya know?
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective
2: Oh yeah, I guess so...
2: Wait, what do you mean by "feet-hands"?
1: I have no clue, guess it was a Schrödinger's Adjective
by foothands29 December 8, 2018
Get the Schrödinger's Adjectivemug. A Schrödinger is someone who decides what they meant by something only after seeing the reaction to it. A good example of this is Schrödinger's Douchebag, which is commonly defined as "Someone who says something bad, and decides weather or not it was a joke after seeing the reaction to it." Another example is someone who sends a risky text and says they accidentally sent it to the wrong person if the reaction to the text is negative.
Person One: This person asked me out and said it was a dare when I rejected them.
Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.
Person Two: That definitely wasn't a dare, they were just being a Schrödinger.
by Sir_Platypus_VII December 11, 2023
Get the Schrödingermug. When your girl says the opposite of her pregnancy test results. Usually used to end or continue a relationship that is either failing or needs to end.
Guy 1: "Bro, I think my girlfriend has Schrödinger's Fetus!"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, that sucks. You should try to get the results yourself."
Guy 1: "I should"
by Bipto3964 January 16, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Fetusmug. 1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down
Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.
by Amiricle February 7, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's shitmug. When your self-esteem exists in a quantum state of uncertainty until determined by the number on the scale.
by Inevshsjsjshx November 2, 2021
Get the Schrödinger Self-Worthmug. A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings
I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right
by MattAlx November 8, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Libertarianmug.