schmitzposter

A person who takes on the identity of those with his last name but really turns out to be poser or a schmitzposter. Also see Other.

Other was such a schmitzposter that he has been renamed.

by Adidley November 6, 2006

schmintz rinse

A fast shower where one only washes their privates and pits, etymologically derived from the female anatomy of anus, vagina and arm pits.

Cassie: I'm gonna take a quick shower
Nate: We don't have time!
Cassie: don't worry, I'm just washing my shithole, minge and pits
Nate: so you're having a schmintz rinse?
Cassie: that's what I'll tell everyone I invented! Thanks babe!

by zymr March 31, 2022

Schmitty

An expression used to describe an unpleasant mood or unfortunate event. Sometimes this expression can also be used to describe very sad pitiful individuals who are unpleasant to be around. This term can be used to even describe a very hostile & toxic working environment.

"This place is so schmitty...."

"Lighten up, don't be schmitty".

"This work place is so schmitty".

by theonlinegrinchi3 August 2, 2022

Mikey Schmitt

A gorgeous, loveable, irresistible guy. Mikey is the type of guy any girl would be lucky to spend their life with, and should be grateful to have. He's athletic, has a great smile, and is an exceptionally hard worker. He doesn't always make the best decisions but that's only because his sensitive side gives into others easily. With the right guidance and love he is a sure fire catch; ready and willing to commit to making the future brighter whether with a friend or his girl. Once you experience anything with Mikey you'll never want to lose him.

What a beautiful couple and blessed life... Amber sure is lucky to have Mikey Schmitt by her side.

by Ryderchik May 4, 2018

Schmidtty

A faggot ass snitch that doesnt know how to cut it's hair. The only hair IT can cut is IT'S pubes to make toy doll wigs. IT generally has a micropenis and has a clit. This is refferred to a really over exaggerating snitch bitch.

What the fuck tyler yu're such a schmidtty

by Randomdude8472 March 2, 2017

schmilt

a pronoun or a nickname that can be used universally

David is such a schmilt!

by Samuel 90 May 1, 2006

schmitten

to have an intrest in the opposite gender to the point where your friends know your constantly with her but dont about it.

friend- are you still schmitten with that bitch
guy- yea we talk a lil

by Rob Phillips June 16, 2008