The Buscemi Scale

The measurement of a video game's character creation system in recreating actor Steve Buscemi's face.
I love Skyrim, but I don't it's customization options come close to cracking the Buscemi code, I think it gets a 6 on The Buscemi Scale.
by Jlwiesler July 10, 2015
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The Johnny Scale

A more defined approach to eating women. Going on a scale from 1 to 4.

1 being - I wouldn’t hit that

2 being - I wouldn’t hit but I could understand why someone would

3 being - I would hit but I could understand why someone wouldn’t

and 4 being - Anyone would hit that
Dave: “that girl is easily a 7/10
Johnny: “nah man she a 3/4 on The Johnny scale. I’d hit”
by spencer.oc October 10, 2017
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backcountry scale

The scale (also know as “BC”) used to rate a chic you see in the back country, vs. in a big urban area like r your hometown. Generally you get a +2 bump up since almost every backcountry chic is full granola.
Damn! That chic was fire. At least an 8 on the backcountry scale. Solid BC 8.
by ACL shredder October 12, 2023
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Fairusa Scale

The Fairusa Scale is the scale is used to determine that a woman of unknown hotness, is either actually really hot, or that you want to punch her right in the mouth.

The scale takes into consideration all possible possible images of Fairusa Balk, then you pass in the woman of unknown hotness, using specific comparison algorithms, comparison operators, and levers and pulleys. you can then extrapolate that you may in fact have to punch a woman right in the mouth.

this scale actually runs along side the normal Scale of Hotness that is also know as the 1 - 10 Scale of Hotness.
Damn, look at that girl over there, I cannot tell if she is hot or I just want to punch her in the mouth, I am going to need to run this through the Fairusa Scale to find out.

*BAM* right in the mouth, she was a 2,
by kernelsandirs October 03, 2013
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Hoe Scale

It's pretty self-explanatory.

A scale in which people rate the appearance of a woman, but instead of (1-10) they use words to replace
Dude, that girl is totally a booty slapper on the Hoe Scale
by slaptackle September 07, 2016
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banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.
"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."
by Potato_killer March 15, 2016
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