Samsoon

a half joint. a mood fixer. half length of a normal cigarette and usually as thick. wether its leftover or newly made. as long as its a half or less then a half to somewhere more than one puff.

"dude! i wish i had a samsoon before going to work today!"

1st guy:"is there any left from last night ?"
2nd guy:"just a samsoon i think.."

by bigM101 December 12, 2011

Samsung

The brand that people use when the feel like they don’t like apple anymore.
People only do this because they think this is the only android phone ever.

Some Kid: Ayo, I’m ‘bout to head out
Some Other Kid: Why bruh?
Some Kid: My iPhone broke so imma get an android phone
Some Other Kid: Oh, what phone my man?
Some Kid: There’s only one, Samsung

by vChedbrug76 October 11, 2019

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.

Have you ever heard of Samoni?

by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021

samsonite

Rectum, butthole, etc. Used to smuggle paraphernalia in prison.

Morgan Spurlock: In jail we would hide things up our sphincter.
Stephen Colbert: Oh yeah.. right up the old Samsonite..

by wetdirtmud August 30, 2006

samsonite

Baggage, slows you down. Impeding progress.

Brien is like samsonite yo! He's like luggage or some bad baggage.He's slowing me down.

by smitty 73 November 7, 2007

Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world

U are such a kevon sampson

by Brendan August 6, 2004