LOG SALMON

A big brown turd; a piece of shit

Everybody out! There's a log salmon in the pool. (see Caddyshack)

by jaacee August 16, 2006

salmon bagel

a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox

oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!

by devonenjoysalmon January 29, 2009

Eat the salmon

To go down on a girl and nibble on her vagina

Yo i was at wills house, I walked in on him and watched him "eat the salmon"

by Summertimeee January 28, 2009

Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Salmon helmet

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

by slsuby April 14, 2006

Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 24, 2018

awkward salmon

A member of the Awkward Animal Clan, the awkward salmon is a movement performed during or after an awkward moment to relieve tension. One variety of the motion is to place a hand another person's chin, palm down, and wiggle the hand and fingers so as to smack the underside of the person's chin somewhat.

Grandma: Everyone's a lesbian in college, even I was.

Granddaughter: Uh...awkward salmon.

by vivelabookworm December 31, 2010