crusty salamander

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

Me and my gf were sitting watching pirates of the carrabian and out of nowhere I reached over and gave her a crusty salamander. Then we danced.

by Butthole Surfer July 17, 2007

SIZZILING SALAMANDER

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

friend 1: dude why did you buy all those pop-rocks?

friend 2: im goin to make my girl give me a sizziling salamander tonight.

by fuzz9214 October 31, 2011

Greasy Salamander

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.

the only time i tried the greasy salamander, it was a dare

by Radnetofan23 May 24, 2009

Dog Salesman

A man dressed as a wizard, with many dogs on leads all around him. He can stop time in order to try and sell you a dog.

"Shit man, time has stopped for no apparent reason! what is going on?" *dog salesman appears with multiple dogs* "Would you like to purchase this dog young sir?" "why of course, are you doing a buy one get one tree special offer?" "why yes, i am... you can have this brown dog and a tree for only £3.99" "i'll take it!" *dog salesman disapears. Time Resumes*

by Earlobe manipulation expert. December 9, 2008

green salamander

gonorrhea infected penis

dude your dick looks bad. oh i just have the green salamander

by raowel2.0 December 24, 2009

Sloppy Salamander

Guy buries most of himself in wet forest leaves but leaves his dick poking out

“I was walking through the forest and almost got hit with the ol’ sloppy salamander”

by Sloppy Salamander March 25, 2019

mergel-gunder-salamanted

To be trapped alone in a meeting with multiple bosses, supervisors or coworkers.

As soon as I turned in my status report I was mergle-gunder-salamanated.

by netteach March 14, 2003