Runner

1. Noun: A skinny white guy who runs a lot. Typically a member of his high school's cross country team.

2. Someone who participates in running for events such as races or marathons.

3. Carter Osborne*

*= This is the one true definition of "Runner". All others are a formality.

1. David: Did you hear about that runner who was fastest in the state at the 400?

Jon: Oh, that's obviously Carter Osborne.

2. Emily: I almost died! And there was a huge flash of white light!
Cory: That was probably Carter, out for his morning jog.

by Captain Romance April 26, 2010

Runner's Boner

An erection that occurs during strenuous physical activity, specifically running. Although widely regarded as a mythical phenomenon, the release of endorphins during both exercise AND orgasm adds credibility to this "bigfoot" of penile erections. Detractors point to the common, contradictory phenomenon that is runner's penis.

Still reeling in his post-marathon "high", Eric did not notice his runner's boner peaking out of the top of his shorts.

by yipplezz October 23, 2010

Rum Runners

Small fishing hole located in ghetto Fairborn, Ohio. Lots of mudfish, swamp donkeys, and turtle pork hangout there.

We were just riding around.. ended up at Rum Runners. The next day i have herpes and my wallet is missing. Pretty sure i fought a Baron or two also..

by Drunkjacob January 3, 2010

Wave Runner

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.

Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.

by The Wooll September 10, 2010

front runner

a runner, usually a distance runner, who runs at the front of the pack and pushes the pace.

Steve Prefontaine was a front runner.

by Seany Boii March 5, 2007

Runners

A group of people that don't believe in authority, that believe that everyone is created equal, if you disrespect them, you lose all respect thy had for you, plus they will vandalize. Runners consist of boys & girls, gays, straights, lesbians & bisexuals, they believe everyone is created equal, and everyone deserves respect, until they're respect is taken. They don't judge people by looks, but by their personality .

Runners tore up my house .

by A Runner August 12, 2012

Kite Runner

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr

1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef

by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008