rooster blood

What I have called Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle and because little kids may think that's what it is.

Customer: Do you have any rooster blood for my tofu?
Waiter: What on earth do you mean? We are a vegan gastropub!
Customer: Sorry, I meant Sriracha.

by von groovy May 24, 2017

lightning rooster

A masterbater of a higher power whose splurge is one that will cause a storm on Earth.

*hurricane begins* "Damnit God is right now when you have to be a lightning rooster"

by whatsgoodbruh December 15, 2017

slimey rooster

An act in sex where that man puts his own semen all over his penis and screams "cock a doodle doo!" While analy penetrating the women

I have Jenny a slimey rooster last night and she loved it!

by Alex Schri January 11, 2017

rooster goalie

The biggest cock block you know.

I was at the bar last night and Rachel’s friend Sandy was being the biggest rooster goalie. I could have gotten it in if she wasn’t there.

by sballgame23 November 1, 2021

Wet rooster

The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse

Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!

by Tavid Johnson August 27, 2022

dizzy rooster

The act of running your dick around the inside of a woman's mouth before a blow job

"dude, stephanie gave me the dizzy rooster the other night, and it was great!"

by Ace Frehley July 30, 2008

Poop rooster

The more politically correct version of the "N" word describing the stupid hair, weird walk and strange smell of darker people

Hey poop rooster you can't use your ebt card for gas!

by N.anno0o October 15, 2016