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Jackson Rancheria Style

When you leave a casino with an empty wallet and a bleeding anus. There also may be copious amounts of male ejaculate stuck to your back. Don't bother with making a Police report, it is your fault for walking through the door and being done Jackson Rancheria Style!
Dinner at Lone Wolf's Restaurant $150
One night in a Tuscan Suite $399
Show tickets $150
Paying 150% over retail at the Kessler's gift shop. $300
Getting your bank account emptied
while playing in the Casino.....PRICELESS

That is what is know as "getting worked Jackson Rancheria Style"
by ouchmyasshurts April 9, 2009
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bunny ranch

Where they keep the bunnies.
Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch.
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If you're hungry eat now, don't wait until we're at my girl house and then start roachin' in her refridgerator.

That girl doesn't have any clothes of her own, so whenever we go out she always roachin' in my closet for somethin to wear.
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roach poach

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.
I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

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ranchportation

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"Liz, you're in charge of ranchportation tonight-- let's make sure we have something to dip our pizza crust in!"
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Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.
"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."
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