Sasquatch Rodeo 

When you are smashing a chick doggy and notice she has a hairy ass crack (likely a polish chick) and when you are about to cum you reach down, grab a handful and yank causing her to buck in an attempt to hold on for 8 seconds.

My dude, I was smashing your sister last night and noticed she had a hairy ass crack so i gave her the sasquatch rodeo but only lasted 6 seconds.

Sasquatch Rodeo by Tendercoot July 17, 2019

Squirrel Monkey Rodeo

An impossible or seemingly impossible assignment or request. A task so time consuming, daunting or complicated that you feel you may as well have been asked to round up Squirrel Monkeys (A basic assumption must first exist that Squirrel Monkeys are pretty fucking hard to round up).

I got back from my two week vacation and a Squirrel Monkey Rodeo was in my fucking in-box. I'm going to castrate the piece of shit who was supposed to work my mail while I was out!

I have to drop the kids off at soccer practice and then go grocery shopping, pick the dog up from the vet, and pick up the dry cleaning in time to go back and pick up the screaming maggots from soccer practice again. What a fucking Squirrel Monkey Rodeo!

Squirrel Monkey Rodeo by The Broodwich June 13, 2007

Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo 

When a fellow family member sits on your arse while you lay face down and let's one rip straight up your stinkhole then holding on as the victim tries to buck you off in absolute disgust.

Becky was sitting on Robbies backside and pulled a sneaky Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo on him...surprise!

Rochow Wind Tunnel Rodeo by Sjanellaaa July 9, 2010

ride me like a rodeo 

(I actually found this term in a Craigslist ad)

a) the phrase a gay man will use in a Craigslist ad when he specifically wants anal sex from another gay man

b) what a straight submissive man might say to his yang when he wants her to just sit on his phallic organ and ride herself to orgasm]

yo baby, ride me like a rodeo definition b)

ride me like a rodeo by Uncle Dimma November 23, 2016

Maytag Rodeo 

Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww

Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."

Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!

Maytag Rodeo by Jenny Black February 19, 2008

fat bitch rodeo 

When man whispers "you are the fattest most disgusting pig I have ever seen" into the ear of an assumedly fat woman while he on top of her having sex in the doggystyle position. She will be angered and will begin trying to buck the man off of her and the man must try to stay on top, hence, fat bitch rodeo.

I lasted 12 secoonds the last time I did a fat bitch rodeo.

fat bitch rodeo by Martin Davidson July 22, 2007

Chub Rodeo 

A game that consists of a fat girl and your buddy hiding in the closet. You bring a fat girl back to your room and start having sex with her from the back you start insulting her until she can't take anymore and she tries to leave you grab hold and your buddy come's out of the closet and time's how long you can hang on. "The Chub Rodeo"

"Dude last night me and Jeff brought this fat pig back to my house and we gave her the Chub Rodeo I set a new record!!"

Chub Rodeo by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 24, 2006