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Corona Reality

Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled
I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !
by Cubby Cubster April 19, 2020
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Reality Jack

The purposeful act of masturbation to examine future decisions with a clear head or Post Nut Clarity.
Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019
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Post-reality

Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
by AngelinoFromMilano November 16, 2022
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reality pioneer

One who sets out to explore the transcendent, immaterial expanses of existence, often through a particular physical medium, such as art, music, or science.
Alan Watts was a true reality pioneer; through his studies and intuition he grew to see the universe and the human consciousness in a very enlightened way.
by lars lavinsky February 3, 2009
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Augmented Reality

Australian government underground General Motors English lie, shh! Tell-everything: I.e., education is in space. More specifically, academics are in control of your air conditioning and send down special vent air—sometimes even meth.
I was bitching so hard about my artificial intelligence that I didn’t even realize how augmented reality is the information system (cis-stem)!

Whereas the CIA controls artificial intelligence, public relations eye technologies (e.g., iPhones, Mac/Cam books, etc.) augment education real lit, 4sho.
by scottgregorybanghart March 26, 2019
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reality die

Reality die refers to a constant need to say fuck you to reality and be glad it'll die one day
Man I really hope reality dies soon
by Quinn gs fgfn August 1, 2022
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reality denialist

Someone who believes ancient scriptures from primitive peoples -- not so primitive however that they had developed basic human evolutionary tendencies such as a desiring and eventually developing systems -- i.e. written language, starting with paintings on cave walls -- over what we have now learned is possible due to scientific thought, a latter progression of evolution; in short, a religitard, a devoutly faithful FOLLOWER; granted, fear of anyone referred to as a 'god' can be a frightening experience
Can you believe NASA sent Curiosity, the newest, most advanced, up-to-date mechanical lab all the way to Mars, and it successfully overcame every obstacle in its path! Think of all things we could discover that we weren't already aware of yet!

"Jebus christ was gods only son -- himself -- tri-angulated against another part of himself -- a 'holy spirit' if you will -- to punish himself for punishing himself and when we die he will punish us by granting us eternal life forever -- in the firey pits of hell if we think for ourselves."

"oh look, a reality denialist."
by phillydrifter August 10, 2012
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