Razor Jimbob

A medieval word used to describe someone very poor and relied on archery to make his way through the world. Although, no matter how much it tried, it always failed in life. The use there high obesity to their advantage by suffocating people. They do whatever they can to protect their village, despite how poor, weak and pathetic they are. They have also been known to be "Owned" by Raloos.
"Hah matey', Look at 'em Razor Jimbobs begging!"
by Saloo January 20, 2008
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Fatuity's Razor

A derivation of Occam's Razor applicable in internet comment threads. When interpreting an existing comment, the comment should be liberally interpreted in whatever way leads to the funniest reply comment.
Original Comment: "I want to get the number 2 tattooed on my back so the guy behind me knows what place he's coming in."

Choice of assumptions:
1) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 in a race.
2) the guy behind commenter is coming in place #2 on her body.

Fatuity's Razor requires the selection of assumption #2.

Sample Sentence: "Choose your words carefully, because those assholes will apply Fatuity's Razor and turn benign comments into jokes at your expense."
by Oscar N. Paulson November 29, 2012
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Gravy Arc Razor

The user imbued with Gravy Arc energy, usually through declaration, cannot lose debates. Any person(s) debating this individual automatically concede upon the start of the debate. To initiate the Gravy Arc, one must be called "A successful individual" by another person within the community.
"There's that nigga Crisis,
I would not debate him right now he has hella Gravy Arc energy. The Gravy Arc Razor might take effect."
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Reges' razor

"Never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice."

A philosophical razor proposed by computer scientist Stuart Reges in Quillette's essay "Why Women Don’t Code. A variation of Hanlon’s Razor.
"I suggest a variation of Hanlon’s Razor that one should never attribute to oppression that which is adequately explained by free choice. If men and women are different, then we should expect them to make different choices." - Stuart Reges defining Reges' razor
by Dronte June 26, 2018
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razorize

to shave one's entire body hair.
I razorize myself and the chicks totally dig it.
by imonlyhereforthepizza February 07, 2010
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Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter
That’s such an Ivan’s razor
by Ibrand January 31, 2025
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