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Drag Racing

A race in which rednecks get maused easily by watching cars go straight forward.
by RicoFuckinConstantino August 11, 2003
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ranking

"gimme da rankin' nu Blazin Squad CD mah niggah!"
by Alice October 23, 2004
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roll racing

roll racing a racing type designed for people who got gaptized ass backwards (ferd bois know how it feels to get gaptized by a poverty cam only 5.3 with a chinese choo choo). AKA half of late model mayhem.
Lin was too much of a puss to dig so he got his ass dragged while roll racing and dissappeared.
by LMM IS POVERTY December 13, 2018
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Wikipedia Racing

A game played by two or more people, each with his or her own computer at hand. Players agree upon a Wikipedia article as the "target" before the race. On the count of three, all players click the "random article" link on the left side of the page to start each player off at a random starting point. By only clicking links on the articles, each player vies to be the first to get to the "target" page.

Notes:
-Players ARE allowed to use the "back" button on the browser
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use links on the left side bar of Wikipedia (main page, etc.)
-Players ARE NOT allowed to use the "Categories" link at the bottom of the page, but other lists (e.g. Forbes 500 companies, etc) ARE allowed.
Wikipedia Racing Game:

Target: Orange (color)
3...2...1... "random article"
"Famous Russian Gymnasts" ...shit.
-Russia
-Education in Russia
-Science
-Physics
-Electromagnetic Spectrum
-Orange
Yell: "EAT IT BITCHES!!!"
by LMLF June 8, 2011
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Ted Wong Racing Team

A Racing Team and also the creator of the famous Twonga turbo.
The Ted Wong Racing Team was established in 1998 by Ted Wong and his brother Man Wong.
(Note: Man Wong is only partially cool)
Its GO GO GO at the 2005 Bathurst 1000! The Ted Wong Racing Holden is leading at the first corner!

*several hours pass*

The Ted Wong Racing Team Holden takes the checkered flag here at the 2005 Bathurst 1000 after an amazing race which had the Ted Wong Racing Holden leading by 30 minutes at one point!
PHENOMENAL!!
by Ted_Wong June 19, 2006
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Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by SunFlow3 March 20, 2021
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Drag queen racing

Men dressed up as women, do drag racing. A joke, on drag queen, and drag racing.
A good time to see drag queen racing, is during Pride Month.
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
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