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Wreck-It Ralph

When a man, while performing vaginal or anal intercourse with a woman in the doggy-style position, ejaculates while yelling "I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!!" whilst simultaneously performing a final power thrust and double hammer fist on the woman's buttocks.
Man 1: Nicole was acting straight salty last night
Man 2: That's why I gave a bitch a Wreck-It Ralph to shut her up tho!
by pillowpants6 February 8, 2015
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Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning
by Gommash November 30, 2006
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Dylan Ralph

A dumb ass;little bitch who eats dog shot for money. He is also obsessed with fishing.
Dylan Ralph licked dog shit for money from a friend who then moved away the next day
by Kieren Berningham January 16, 2018
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Pulling A Ralph

When your gf/bf breaks up with you and the other person starts crying
Yo Jamal why are you pulling a Ralph right now.
by GrandeednarG December 15, 2018
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Riding the Ralph

The sexual act of intercourse where a man is having penetrative sex with another person from behind (also known as doggy style) while the recipient is vomiting. Ideally the recipient will be vomiting out a window.
For exampleDid you see Bob riding the ralph with Sue?”
by ILCNZ January 27, 2022
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Uncle Ralph

A figurative relative who comes to visit when you vomit. Similar to Aunt Flo.
DeSean: "How did last night go? Did you get it on with LaShawna?"
LeSean: "Nah man, hit the booze too hard and ended up getting a visit from Uncle Ralph."

Sean: "Dude, did you read Ralph Waldo Emerson's classic 'The American Scholar'? That shit is monkey-fighting LEGIT! In da hizzouse!"
Shawn: "Psssht! More like Uncle Ralph Waldo Emerson! That guy was a total clown. I don't think I could get through a paragraph of his writing without losing my lunch. I'm more a fan of some of the modern-day philosophers like Rebecca Black, who tackles more relevant issues like which seat is best to occupy in a vehicle, or Aaron Carter, who explores the division of dreams and reality in his great work 'That's How I Beat Shaq.'"
Sean: "Dude. No."
by Nicholas D November 9, 2011
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the ralph macchio

pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.

1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.

2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)

3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.

4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"

source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
by le justin January 1, 2009
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