paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

programmatrix

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

the.programmer

a smart yet retarded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he'll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he's basically a 1337 nub :D.

what it said above will work.

by treeman November 3, 2004

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018

Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.

Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.

by Terry Bad Ice April 1, 2017

programmer

It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...

1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?

1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...

by krumch June 24, 2011