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pooticket

in association with the V-Card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur anal virginity.
Andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night Sean. there goes ur pooticket.

Sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to Tony.
by pooticket-holder November 13, 2006
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pootie snooper

the act of snooping out pootie tang (aka searching for pootie)
by Pootie McSnooperson December 23, 2003
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puoti Pooti poutine pootie pootie-tang Potion pootin' pooticles Pootine pooting

afghani love potion

rehypnol, that shit that makes you fucked up goooood.
I just took some Afghani love potion. Are you going to fuck me or not?
by HORNZ November 15, 2007
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morphing potion

A virtual product found on Neopets.com. Once fed to your pet, a morphing potion will change them into the potion's desciption. For example, a Green Uni Morphing Potion will turn your pet into a Green Uni
I had a morphing potion once, but I sold it for a tidy sum.
by Tempestua March 30, 2005
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Potian

Potian is a slang widely used in Pakistan (also known as youthia or kanjar). Potian is the blind follower of Military and their puppet politicians in Pakistan.
Potian likes to pimp his sister, mother and daughter for Military and Niazi's pleasures. Lack of political insight is their common trait. They turn a blind eye on destruction caused by military interference.
man: hey Potian, your sister is being nailed by a solider.

Potian: So what? when my sister is not doing her duties properly, military can use her.

man: its cruelty and military must not do such things.

Potian: when military nails my family, my family enjoy more then ever, so its their right
by samajhdar August 2, 2018
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Pootinki

Noun.) A piece of poop so small in size that it resembles that of a small rabbit turd. Cannot exceed the size of a marble.

Verb.) To Pootinki: Taking a dump, so small in size, that it looks like it was made by a rabbit or rodent rather than a Human.
Example 1:

Del: Man, I thought i had to shit, but all that came out was a little Pootinki! Hope I am not getting constipated!
by MikeyRef February 4, 2010
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pootie scoop

Describes the act of snatching or redirecting a buddy's potential sexual conquest.

Also, pootie scooped, pootie scooping
Jake: Man, you see the chick Frank just scored?

Paul: Just wait til he goes for a wee. I'm definitely pulling a pootie scoop. She's going home with me!

Jake: That's cold.
by acehole2 July 5, 2010
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