No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
"Cathy walked in on Dave while he had his pants down punishing the Megatron. He quickly looked up in sweaty, red faced shock."
by bored_redditor January 08, 2012
The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.
Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 01, 2017
When a male or female keep rape ing people even little kids or lie about being rape to lock up innocent people they hate and envy. They get the final punishment. A male gets his dick cut off and and a female get the inside of her pussy burned with hot fire and cook the meat inside alll the way through. So it can’t be use to have sex anymore. They even black mail people to have save with them or bribe police to rape people. Even little kids get these punishment for lying about adults that didn’t rape. A lot of people control freaks and love to be in power and abuse it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 16, 2022
punani punisher: makai
by Anonymous 1915 December 26, 2022
Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.
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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.
And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?
Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.
by gnostic3 December 11, 2022
Like hell but worse...
don't question the role in .gg/luvv... you don't want it,
demons... they torture you,, scream your sins in your ears for eternity.. they will tug your nipples off but you are silent... you cant scream or beg for help...
some rip out their own nails then grind the bits in their teeth...
out of insanity you slowly tug out your teeth and grind the few left until theres nothing but dust..
your hair falls out then bugs chew on your scalp making it bleed until your brain is exposed..
don't question the role in .gg/luvv... you don't want it,
demons... they torture you,, scream your sins in your ears for eternity.. they will tug your nipples off but you are silent... you cant scream or beg for help...
some rip out their own nails then grind the bits in their teeth...
out of insanity you slowly tug out your teeth and grind the few left until theres nothing but dust..
your hair falls out then bugs chew on your scalp making it bleed until your brain is exposed..
"i was in punishment.."
by luvv member September 25, 2021