Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure

1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"

by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

Butt-puddle

The gathering area for male & female ejaculate on bed during/after sex.

Always do it on her side of the bed so she has to sleep in the butt-puddle

by Kalnadia August 11, 2015

puddle sniffer

Puddle sniffer is a word commonly used in the military. It refers to a soldier doing pushups, for an extended period of time

(Drill sergeant - drop to the ground and push you puddle sniffer)

by jynk-shots February 12, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

A puddle of bodily fluids left after sexual intercourse.

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.

by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018