Skip to main content

blood puddling

When your beautiful wife sits on your face while she's on her period so you can eat her ass, while her thick blood trickles down on you.
Gonna go blood puddling with Tiffany
by Mr. Becker December 22, 2016
mugGet the blood puddling mug.

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018
mugGet the Barney Puddle mug.

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012
mugGet the Puddle Chucking mug.

Pillow puddle

4 of more pillows creating a person like form to comfort the lonely
Lisa’s boyfriend left so she made a pillow puddle to pretend he’s still with her
by Bubble bear May 19, 2020
mugGet the Pillow puddle mug.

Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."
by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022
mugGet the Sitting in a puddle mug.

Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
mugGet the Palm Puddle mug.

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.
Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!
by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023
mugGet the Puddle Puffer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email