puddles 

Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!

"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"

puddles by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011

Puddles McGee 

A girl that leaves puddles on your bed, during or after sexual activity.

Dude like omg, shes such a Puddles Mcgee. Help me wash my blankets mom.

Puddles McGee by Team Voltron January 1, 2006

Pink Puddle 

A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.

1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.

Pink Puddle by Sub30ms September 6, 2007

Puddle of Mudd 

Shitty band. Stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" by Suicidal Tendencies.

Puddle of Mudd stole the riff from "I Saw Your Mommy" and used it for "She Hates Me".

Puddle of Mudd by Yo Momma December 17, 2004

F*ck Puddle

1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation

1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle

F*ck Puddle by Andy Pants July 20, 2008

Puddle of Mudd 

A pathetic attempt by Fred Durst to revitalize grunge used around late 2001-early 2002. The band had very little potential and just wrote carbon copy radio friendly material. Nirvana is obviously their biggest influence. Apparantely, they only had like two hit songs, "Blurry" and "She Hates Me", and their 2003 album "Life In Display" was ignored and nobody gave a shit about it.

Ordinary guy: Remember Puddle of Mudd?
Music fan: Unfortunately, yes.

Puddle of Mudd by Deathgrind > you November 4, 2006

Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.

Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.

Poon Puddle Patty by nigger nick December 19, 2005