A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.
by Sumaly October 14, 2023
by Kalnadia July 19, 2015
When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.
by Bawlsohard February 13, 2015
Jim: Hey Jeremy, I was thinking of hooking up with Susie down the street while at your party. Mind if I borrow the guest bedroom?
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
Jeremy: OH HELL NO! Dude, don't even bother! Don't you know she's a total Puddle Slut? Caught her having sex with Josh under the school's bleachers for meth.
by Appallo April 05, 2018
The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!
2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
by Skye Frostpaw December 05, 2012
by DopeSauce4lyfe May 21, 2019
A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men
by bigsexydude October 07, 2009