Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

Puddle Puffer

Someone that you get loaded with and leads you to believe that y’all are gonna get high and get laid but they just do all your drugs and leave when there all gone.

Lance Is coming over to party but he’s such a puddle puffer. We get high but I never get laid!

by Rev. Nick the Dick March 12, 2023

Tuna puddle

Wet spot from a good night of sex!!

Mark was having a good night sex with his sister until he rolled over into the tuna puddle and almost drowned!

by Thomas broadway December 8, 2021

puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.

1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.

by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012