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Gene Puddle

Slightly shallower genetic source of those whose actions make it obvious that they sprang from a place with not much variety in DNA.
You sent troops where?! When?! Boy, the gene puddle must have been drying out by the time your parents had you.
by David November 8, 2003
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A rebuttal to an absurd, completely uncompounded, and over the top argument or statement.
Idiot: Well what if he invited you over to kidnap or kill you?
Intellectual: What if the world was made of pudding?
by Fish985 December 17, 2022
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Banana puddin

Code for sex. A discrete way to suggest a romp without alerting any innocents.

As in: My banana - your puddin

or, Your banana - my puddin
Girl: Do you like banana puddin? (do you wanna go fuck?)

Boy: Definitely (yes)

*Quietly sneak away
by SZfiftyfour July 7, 2011
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Puddy Cat

The name of a special girl, most likey she has beautiful, luscious brown hair, with a bold brown eyes that will stun you. She has an amazing body, and there is really only 1 girl who can be classified as a Puddy Cat, but she knows who she is.
"That girl is so sexy, im so jealous of the guy she is with." -Says looker 1.

"I know! I can only imagine how lucky that guy must be to have that wittle puddy cat" -Looker 2
by Big Sexay JayDawg September 19, 2011
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Pudding Smack

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.
Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.
by Lizards Are Coolish June 17, 2009
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ninja puddle

1. A puddle on the ground that you don't notice until you've stepped in it.

2. A puddle that seemed shallow until you stepped in it. Turns out that it's not shallow at all. You end up ankle-deep in rain/piss/vomit, etc.
May: "Why the hell are your jeans soaked to your ankles?!"

JJ: "I stepped in about seven ninja puddles going across the campus."
by maxcee December 8, 2009
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Muddy Puddle

Cumming inside of someone's ass then them shitting on your dick after making them gag on their own shit spitting it back into your mouth and you spitting it right back into that hairy asshole.
"Do you wanna do a Muddy Puddle tonight babe".
by Pu55y D35tr0y3r June 5, 2020
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