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ptooie

Spitting. The phonetic spelling of the sound you make when you spit.
I hocked up a loogie and then, ptooie, I spit it out.
by Gordon Bennett September 10, 2005
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ptan

1. Part Time Ass Nigga
2. One who rarely participates in a given activity, and is an overall annoyance
3. The guy that shows up once a week and messes everything up do to his overall lack of experience
Burst doesn't even show up anymore, what a fuckin ptan.
by mkicon February 16, 2007
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PTAL

PTAL below...
by snowbeard January 5, 2010
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Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)

A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.

Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
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We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. We are now the Knights Who Say Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.
by KairiMoonlight May 2, 2009
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Pterodoxical

|təˈrəˈdäksikəl|
adjective
(or Pteradoxical)

ORIGIN: early twenty-first century.: From Old-school Dinoenglish when Nietzsche dated this pterodactyl and they procreated.

Happening in a way that makes Rachael and Charity cry in the sequential order of: amusement, remorse, and then honor.

Not to confused with "pterodactyls," although can be accompanied by this.
Why yes, I am eating ice-cream and wearing workout clothes.

Just keepin' it pterodoxical today.
by racharity October 7, 2011
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ptdr

French equivalent of the acronym 'lol' standing for 'pété de rire' or in other words, exploding of laughter
haha trop marrant , ptdr
by Diurn July 6, 2005
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