Procrastabate

A Procrastination masturbation

John was overwhelmed with his workload, he had one last email to respond to before the end of the day, due to his mental fatigue he needed to procrastabate to recharge and finish off that email.

by Mr Sweat July 6, 2023

Procrastibate

To put off masturbating until later.

No more time to procrastibate. I need to rub one out before I go to the pool, since it's mostly kids.

by Abubaca August 16, 2024

procrastibate

To avoid a task or event by prioritizing personal pleasure.

I should try do some work but all i want to do is procrastibate

by cosmic-n March 5, 2024

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

procrasturbate

Procrastinating by masturbation.

I should really finish that report for work, but I think I'll just watch some porn and procrasturbate a bit longer.

by zaea January 22, 2013

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013