porcelain Picasso

A defecation on the inside of a toilet bowl that leaves many streaks resembling a distorted Pablo Picasso painting.

I was about to flush when I realized I made a porcelain Picasso and took a picture instead.

by Russell Heimlich December 22, 2008

the price of fish

Usually preceeded by, "What's that gotta do with..." In plain english: "How is that relevant to our conversation?"

"Where are you from?"
"Well, I spent a lot of time in New York one summer."
"What's that gotta do with the price of fish?"
"Huh? Fish?"
"Nevermind..."

by sierreeea June 7, 2009

priceless

Eggs $5.00
Masks $9.00
Brintey spears tickets $75.00

Egging America's Pop Princess: Priceless

by Leolani January 3, 2004

what's that got to do with the price of cheese in China

The phrase is used to mean “How is this relevant to the conversation?”, especially if a person seems to be actively avoiding the topic being discussed.

Me: Hey, do you have that $20 bucks you owe me.

Him: Hey, have you seen the movie Hot Tub Time Machine yet?.

Me: What's that got to do with the price of cheese in China?

by Hotlava3 April 6, 2010

autobuy price

A price one would be willing to buy something for without a second thought; usually results in an impulse buy.

I found that TV I was looking for in a pawn shop and it was at my autobuy price, so I decided to scoop it up really quickly.

by xldr July 15, 2011

feed the porcelain pelican

To excrete waste via the anus - to take a huge shit.

Fuck mate, back in a moment, gotta feed the porcelain pelican.

by Raevn April 3, 2006

piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007