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The 1 meter problem

When your dick is 1 meter long , and have to put it down your pants, making it hard to hide and making walking with it uncomfortable.
guy 1: why is Joe always walking so strange?
guy 2: Joe has The 1 meter problem.
guy 1: geez, i guess size does not always matter...
by calasin June 4, 2017
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Sounds like a u problem

When someone complains about something and you reply back with “sounds like a u problem “ and then they get annoyed
“ ahhh I can’t get my shoe on “

“Sounds like a u problem
by Big dick deano August 27, 2019
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Meta-macro problem

The most difficult problem in engineering.

Involves converting an image into pure currency.

The initial approach requires a two-step approach of transposing the elements and converting them to value.
Image-currency problem.

The meta-macro problem assumes that an image has value-in-itself.
by metawave September 15, 2019
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Filthy Rich Problems

So I caught a bit of a conversation today at the gym between a maybe mid 40's guy and his personal trainer. It was about what color his new lambo should be.

Can't be white because my other Lambo that I keep in Vegas (must have a house in vegas - who doesn't right?) is white. And red is right out. That's a Ferrari color. And my ferrari is red. Maybe orange or lime green. Hey - do they make it in silver, that's a nice color.

Filthy Rich Problems...
by JasonS5555 November 6, 2019
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talk about our problems

“We can talk about our problems if you want.”
by minimumeast October 15, 2020
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The Bitch of the Problem

1.A transition word when explaining a long story with many problems and details, wrapping it up by saying "...But the Bitch of the Problem is ...", used the same as 'in conclusion' essentially. After that phrase is used the simplest summary of what troubles you, the world, or someone else is then stated.

2.Used to Emphasise how limiting or terrible something could be. As if saying "all that is great, but the catch is..."
A good way to tell people that something must be remembered when considering situations.

Sidenote:A very effective way to get people off your ass for shit you can't do anything about.
1. "Now I can deal with some of her disrespect, people do be like that when they are intoxicated, but, the bitch of the problem is that when she is drunk she gets blackout drunk and wants to fight people, and thats not safe or healthy for any environment."

2. Jeff:"Why can't you go get me any margarita mix?"
Joseph:"Well the bitch of the problem is that even if you could venmo my broke ass, all the liquor and grocery stores are closed at this hour. So even if we could ourselves, we are shit outta luck on places to find your margarita mix.
by Alfonzodores November 23, 2021
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The guy from the math problems

A person who buys a large quantity of the same items at once.
"Hey, look that guy at the other register is buying 30 bottles of dish soap"
"Bruh, he's fr the guy from the math problems"
by BananaMaster69 August 27, 2022
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