procraftinate

the act of playing Minecraft instead of doing something you're suppose to do

I was gonna visit my girlfriend but then I procraftinated.

by Adamkazam May 23, 2014

Procrast-ubator

Somebody who gets sidetracked from work/homework so much so that they engage in masturbation.

Aaron H: Hey man, have you don't your work yet?
Steven H: Sorry, I was procrast-urbating last night? Can I do it for tomorrow?
Aaron H: Dude, you are such a procrast-ubator!

by Ethetic June 11, 2014

procrapsturbate

When you have work to do and you have to go poop, but after pooping you sit on the toilet and masturbate because you don't want to go back to work.

See also procrasturbate and poopcrastinate.

"I had been working on calc homework for like an hour so I went to the bathroom for a routine poopcrastination...little did I know my stupid stepdad had been over the night before and left his Hustler on top of the toilet. Before I knew I had started to procrapsturbate."

by fisalerkle July 18, 2014

Prarie Dogging

When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.

Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!

by Bosses 1969 September 25, 2015

procrapplication

A college application that is started on the day of the deadline and turned in minutes before the cutoff time, being incredibly crappy as a result.

Admissions Officer 1: Not another procrapplication!
Admissions Officer 2: Just throw that straight into the rejection pile.

by kirkatia98 January 5, 2016

Procraptinator

Derived from the meaning of procrastinator, a procraptinator is one who sits on the toilet too long, too lazy to get up or not wanting to get off their phone.

"Dean, get off your ass and come clean these dishes!"

"Bruh he's a procraptinator. He ain't getting up anytime soon."

by Lady_Merry013 August 16, 2016

procraptinator

Someone who waits to the very last second to go poop, thus creating an immediate sense of urgency before shitting their pants.

I am such a procraptinator that by the time I got to the bathroom I had a turtle head poking out.

by dingleberry fishwitch May 27, 2016