prisoner exchange

The post break-up exchange of clothes and valuables with your ex. Every bit as tense and dangerous as a WWII POW exchange.

I need my sweatshirt back so I am having a prisoner exchange with my ex. Good thing I have her hair dryer as leverage.

by T. Ballgame November 26, 2011

prison yoghurt

Semen.

Freddy Rocks had some of Hardball Steve's prison yoghurt.

by Hardball Steve February 20, 2014

Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.

Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021

prison candy

Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.

Stop bending over for the man you piece of shit prison candy.

by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013

prison marriage

When you claim someone as your wife/husband just by putting a bandana on one of their everyday used belongings. if you beat the fuck out of the dominate partner in the relationship, that persons bitch becomes yours and you share the bandana from the previous master.

"YO! TYRON GIT YO LIL' BLACK ASS BACK HERA! WE IS GETTING HITCHED PRISON MARRIAGE STYLED!"

by Because Karolina W Says so May 27, 2016

prison Jesus

“Ones whom looks like a “prison” Jesus”

By golly Mr buddle, you look like prison Jesus!

by COLEPEDERSON November 4, 2022

Prison Bed

Beds without the bed frame, straight on the dirty floor. Typically used by snakes and people with low income (Broke Mfs).

Damn nigga, you got the prison bed and you talking shit???!!!

by GounzMan May 14, 2021