primalism

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.

John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.

by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009

xingnan primary school

it is a school based in singapore and has a rich, long history of around 89 years. it's a wonderful neighbourhood school and has very very very delicious food. you can't miss it if you ever visit. lots of students go to good secondary school like rgs, hwa chong, nus high, ri and nygs. highest aggregate score was 270 must go study in xnps! we have the best facilities in xingnan primary school!! the school offers a lot of opportunities and teachers are very nurturing and nice! very educational people. schoolmates are friendly too! school is clean and has many amenities for students to use. pond is beautiful and volleyball team is one of the strongest in sg! COME TO XNPS!!!

person 1: hey who's that
person 2: she's from xingnan primary school! so cool

by youcannotescapetheduck April 5, 2021

Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.

"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"

by l33tjeram May 20, 2009

Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.

"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095

by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011

premate

A word used by apes for the correct term "premade" in multiplayer games. It's used to describe a group of players organized before the game even started.

They are premates!
You mean they are premade.

by Liletta September 19, 2019

worst premade ever

a group of individuals that are "really good at playing games". they make funny video compilations to show how "good" they are at games. there are 4 main people on this group. one named Cath, one named Ellis, one named Alex, and one named Jake.

have you seen worst premade ever on twitch yet, they are the "best" at gaming.

by jordangaming1234567 October 22, 2020

primary sexual provider

Not your girlfriend/boyfriend, but someone whom you have sex with more often than anyone else. Used in places where "booty call" is too distant, and "girl/boyfriend" is too close.

Especially helpful/appropriate if you're actively "seeing" more than one person.

Person 1 : "So.. is that your girlfriend?"
Person 2 : "Nope. She's my primary sexual provider"

by Rev. Mitcz April 9, 2007