big brown smelly poonalds

McDonalds. Defined due to the inevitable need to defacate within a short time of finishing a meal at the restaurant.

"As everything else was closed, I had to go to big brown smelly poonalds for dinner"

by Richard and Darrel Greaney January 18, 2004

pornament

Adj.: A type of tattoo that is adult or pornographic in nature.

Bob just got a pornament tattoo of his wife. It features her large, saggy breasts and a shaved vagina.

by Pejuta December 15, 2009

poonani

Rotten/spoiled female genitalia

I am not going near her poonani!!!

by numbah 1 July 18, 2008

Poonanners

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni

"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}

by pwnanners October 1, 2011

poonanny

A sagging rank vagina, usually belonging to a woman aged 30 or over.

your mother has an epic poonanny

by George W Bush. October 8, 2009

poonmuffin

a twinkie

he went to the store to buy some poonmuffins.

by jesse merriman May 12, 2003

poonaner

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

by ChrisFields March 25, 2008