Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
by bugkoa December 18, 2024

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade December 9, 2015

"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014

A partially smoked cigarette that has been put out with the intent on smoking the remainder at a later time.
by Boner Roo November 25, 2016

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.
The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.
The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.
The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014
