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Pitched a back tent

Otherwise known as shitting your pants, pitching a tent in the front being a boner, so pitching a back tent obviously would have to come from the back end.
Shit, I just pitched a back tent. I gotta go home and change.
by bugkoa December 18, 2024
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pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.
"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"
by MajorKade December 9, 2015
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5 finger pitch

When a guy name "Jets" makes Niles think there's actually something called a 5 finger pitch
"Hey Niles do you know what a 5 finger pitch is?" "No Jets I don't?" "Oh that sucks" "I'll go search it on Urban Dictionary" "Ok" "Fuck you, There is no 5 finger pitch" "YOU ACTUALLY SEARCHED IT THOUGH!"
by NYNiles25 January 5, 2014
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Pitch

A partially smoked cigarette that has been put out with the intent on smoking the remainder at a later time.
Hey, did you smoke my pitch I left outside?
by Boner Roo November 25, 2016
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Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first
Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch
by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022
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Pitching A tent

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini
by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018
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American hit-or-pitch

A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.

The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.

The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.
by KramerKnowsEverything June 29, 2014
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