pineapple chunk

Cockney rhyming slang for 'spunk' i.e. to ejaculate.

My ex used to let me pineapple chunk on her face

by Brummie_Stu May 16, 2006

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015

pinewapples

Used to ask how someones day went.

Pinewapples? Just answer it with yes, no, or kind of.

by Pantherspwn January 28, 2009

pineapple

Mild euphemism used to refer to an adult female's external genitalia. See also mound and vagina.

A contraceptive sponge was in that pineapple, in a bikini bottom under the sea.

by Frakseno April 17, 2006

Randy the Helpful Pineapple

The pineapple helper of Stuff Magazine.

Randy the Helpful Pineapple says…

by adonkeyisaass December 19, 2003

Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".

Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"

by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011

pineapple on pizza

THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!

Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.

by TR00TH April 6, 2017