physicians seasoning

an alternative name for dr pepper used to confuse waitresses.

customer : excuse me miss could i get a refill of physicians seasoning?
waitress : a refill of what?
customer : physicians seasoning.
waitress: i dont think we have that.
customer: i'll have some dr pepper then.

by soda_jerker June 5, 2015

physical dating

Physical dating is a polite term for sex

I heard they were physical dating last night

by Duskhunter April 21, 2018

physics paper

An academic paper with a large number of authors (because physics experiments often have a huge number of collaborators from many institutions).

If we collaborate with anyone else, this is going to turn into a physics paper!

by wogglebug February 5, 2021

Physics Kid

A derogatory term used to describe incels, or people who generally exhibit rowdy and loud behavior.

I was trying to get some work done, but the physics kids kept distracting me!

by thejitter May 12, 2023

hack physics

When someone has done something that everyone else has believed completely impossible, OR failing to complete such a task.

Guy#1: "Dude, watch me do a backflip off the roof and into the pool!"

*crack!*

Guy#2: "You just tried to hack physics, didn't you?

by Darkdragon7952 February 9, 2009

Jackson Physics

The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.

Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”

by CheezyPreyzels13! October 29, 2020

Friday Physics

Friday Physics is an event that happens every Friday. Everyone in the country contemplates life and questions why you have to take science for GCSE. By the end of the event you have lost your mind but at least you now know how many newton's you way on the moon.

Teacher: It Friday Physics!
Students: Oh Lord....

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021