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Phone Grenade

VERB - When you’re actively texting with someone and trying to make plans and suddenly they stop responding - like after their last message they threw their phone as far from themselves as possible like a grenade they need to get rid of.
Robert, Chel and I were actively talking about when to play poker in our group text and when we tried to confirm the time - phone grenade! Everyone got quiet and it was all, “Bueller?”
by Catch63 August 30, 2020
mugGet the Phone Grenademug.

ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.
Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!
by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011
mugGet the ceiling phonemug.

ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
by jb923 January 29, 2018
mugGet the ass phonemug.

Fun Phone

Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...
I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...
by FrankL69 December 27, 2014
mugGet the Fun Phonemug.

Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.
My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!
by TheFoisted February 2, 2022
mugGet the Phone Foistmug.

Phone Sucker

Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.

The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".
I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!

Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?
by buggerritt August 22, 2012
mugGet the Phone Suckermug.

Phone Boy

When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.
"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"
by Masek November 22, 2018
mugGet the Phone Boymug.

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