paroptic

situated near the eyes. Also called parocular.

The boy has a paroptic wound.

by uttam maharjan November 17, 2012

phanomkeo

An Asian man who is funny and very talented. But all he does is lie and lie. This guy!

"Hey you're so good at everything you do, what's your name?"
"Phanomkeo"
"You liar!"

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phanomkemon

An Asian man who was captured into a pokeball. He's fast! He's talented! But he's a man who lives in a pokeball. This guy!

"DUUUUDE! You're so fast! What's your name man?"
"Phanomkemon."
"Dude that's fucking legit man! Where ya from?"
Owner of the pokemon says, "I found him in a cave dude."
"Oh.... you're still fast duude."

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

parodiam

A form of argument in which asshats propose that ethnic cleansing is funny

Proposing that all Palestinians should be banished to Jordan is argumentum ad parodiam.

by Fakakta July 28, 2014

Phagotrumposis

Ancient Greek φαγεῖν (phagein) means "to devour". -osis means to process. Compare to Phagocytosis which is what white blood cells do to germs. Rather than cytos referring to blood, -trump refers to the Donald.

Republican attempts at Phagotrumposis bolster Secretary Clinton's reoccupation of the White House so she can put a cigar in an intern's penis in the West Wing as retribution for Bill & Monica

by El Jefe Julio Vientiquatro July 28, 2016

parodist

One who writes parodies, mainly in literary work, style or topic.

The parodist ultimately was made to apologize for his distasteful work.

by G.K. Grand March 5, 2016

phagon

Blue haired amazing girl

Oh hi Phagon, I like your hair

by Slappy40 June 16, 2017